Weather Forecast for the Granny arrival

Please note that the temp will be MINUS 23 for the wind chill or the "real feel"!!!!!.

It seems that it may just be colder than a witch's +i+ and a welldigger's @@@ during granny's visit this weekend. Pack lots of warm clothes and be ready to ice skate outdoos on Saturday

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